Telecommuting

Artistic and snarky bloggers are in high demand, or so some of the recent blogger job postings lead me to believe so.  I guess I could be persuaded to become nasty and snarky, but somehow that just doesn’t fit my personality.  Some of the job postings for bloggers that I’ve read recently sound something like this:

Wanted: Bloggers who can write on any topic and make daily postings.  Must like to blast commenters, write colorful commentary, be able to splash mud on everyone, including their dear old grandmother.  If snarking isn’t your game, don’t bother applying.  We don’t need any stinking wusses here.

And now, for my telecommuting job postings:

Patriot Missive Blogger - for Operation Iraqi Freedom.  Military veterans only.

Greek Blogger - need someone who speaks Greek fluently to write on a Greek poker site.  Elance- register as a user to apply for this position.

Dutch Blogger - need someone who speaks Dutch fluently to write on a Dutch poker site.  Elance- register as a user to apply for this position.

Lawson Technical Advocate III - must have Lawson ERP experience

Blogger - for Yukon Night Vision Products - 30 blogs needed

Oracle RAC Upgrade - part time telecommuter for Master Informatix Systems in Seaside, California

Blogger - for a massage school.  Elance- register on this site to apply to job.

Art Blogger - for an art studio.  Should be an artist or art student.  Elance - register on this site to apply to job.